Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded my Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow
down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and
jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend
5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs,
such
as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable
programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no
longer
runs and house Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried
running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.


Reply:

Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind; Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:\I
THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If
all
works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can
cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or
Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create
Snoring Loudly.wav files. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law
1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported
applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a
great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new
applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve
memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and
Lingerie
6.9.
Good Luck,
Tech Support.