An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing and the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up yours trays that would be super."
On his trip back to the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed woman rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over the big engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, " In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up bitch."