A Jamaican and a Trinidadian, waiting at the pearly gate, strike up a conversation. How'd you die?" the Trinidadian man asked the Jamaican. "Me freeze to death man," says the Jamaican. "That's awful, how does it feel to freeze to death?" asked the Trinidadian. "Well bredda it very uncomfortable at first, when de cold jus lick you, you whole body start to shake an you get pain in your finger and toe. But eventually, it's a very calm way fi dead. You get numb and den you jus drift off, like when you sleeping." "How you dead man?" asked the Jamaican. "I had a heart attack", says the Trinidadian. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom and found her alone, knitting." I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there.I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had massive heart attack and died." The Jamaican man shakes his head. "That is so ironic," he says. "What do you mean?" asks the Trinidadian. "If you did just look in de rahtid freezer, the two of us would still be alive."
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