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A young couple in costume are walking home on carnival Tuesday night. They find themselves on a deserted street in St. Clair. They soon begin holding

hands and, as they stroll through the twilight, the man finds it difficult

to control his desire. Just as he is about to make a move she suddenly says, "I hope you don't mind, but I need to take a hot pee."

Slightly shocked by her openness he says, "OK. Why don't you go behind that

bush ."

She quickly nods in agreement and disappears behind the bush. As he waits,

he hears the sound of her skimpy costume gently sliding down her voluptuous

legs. He imagines with relish what is being exposed. Unable to contain his

animal passions any longer, he reaches a hand through the bush and touches

her leg.

He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly, and with great astonishment, finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage hanging

between her legs.

He shouts in horror, "Oh Jesus, Stacey ... have you changed your sex?"

"No," she replies. "I've changed my mind. I'm having a shit instead."