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      Today's Joke: We's sergeants now!

Two good ol' boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants. Not long after, they're out for a walk and Bubba says, "Hey, Junior - there's the NCO Club. Let you and me stop in and have us a drink." "But we's privates," protests Junior.
"No, we's sergeants now," says Bubba, pulling him inside.

"Now, Junior, I'm gonna sit down and have me a drink." "But, we's privates," says Junior. "You blind, boy!" says Bubba, pointing at his stripes. "We's sergeants now!"

So they ordered their drinks and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Bubba. "You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to take you some place and make you feel real good -- but I've got a bad case of STD." Bubba pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Junior, goes look in the dictionary and sees what that
means. If it's good, give me the okay sign."

Junior goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Bubba the big okay sign.

Three weeks later Bubba is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of an STD.

"Junior," he says, "What you give me the okay for?!" "Well Bubba, in the dictionary, it says STDs only affects the privates." Then he pointed to his stripes and says, "But we's sergeants now!


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