A man goes in to a pet store looking for a parrot. Upon entering the store he sees a bird with a price tag of $1,000. He asks the shopkeeper why this bird so expensive, and the owner replied that the bird could run a computer. Well, that IS a good deal if he can run a computer. The guy looks around the store a sees another bird and the price tag on this one is $2,000. The man asks the owner why this bird is so expensive. The owner replies that this bird is so expensive because the bird not only can run a computer but he can also fix a computer. Well that is also a pretty good deal thought the man. Then the man sees a third bird that is priced at $3,000. So he asks the owner again why this bird is so expensive. Well, the owner replies, "I've never actually seen this bird do anything but the other two call him boss."