Classes for Men at the Local Learning Center for Adults
Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each
course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each.

COURSE 1 - How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays. Step by step, with slide
presentations.

COURSE 2 - The Toilet Paper Roll: Do They Grow on the Holders? Round
table discussion.

COURSE 3 - Is it Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the
Seat Up and Avoiding the Floors/Walls and Nearby Bathtub? Group practice.

COURSE 4 - Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the
Floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.

COURSE 5 - The After-Dinner Dishes and Silverware: Can They Levitate and
Fly into the Kitchen Sink? Examples on video.

COURSE 6 - Loss of Identity: Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other.
Help line support and support groups.

COURSE 7 - Learning How to Find Things, Starting With Looking in the
Right Place Instead of Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open forum.

COURSE 8 - Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers is NOT Harmful to Your
Health. Graphics and audio tape.

COURSE 9 - Real Men Ask for Directions When Lost. Real life testimonials.

COURSE 10 - Is It Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly as She Parallel
Parks? Driving simulation.

COURSE 11 - Learning to Live: Base Differences Between Mother and Wife.
On-line class and role playing.

COURSE 12 - How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation exercises,
meditation, and breathing techniques.

COURSE 13 - How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays,
Anniversaries, Other Important Dates, and Calling When You're Going to Be
Late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.