USA: Here Kitty kitty.. get down from the roof.

TnT: Ey yuh ole dutty stinkin cyat, come off de bleddy gyalvanize before ah drop two stone in yuh ass!

USA: Aren't those pants a bit short?

TnT: Yuh expekin flood or wha?

USA: Sir, please don't throw my luggage like that.

TnT: Buh wha trouble is dis? Boy stop flingin meh grip so.

USA: Lift the hood of the car for me John.

TnT: Yute-man, fly de bonnet nuh!

USA: I love you girl.

TnT: Ah rell check fuh yuh, yuh done know.

USA: Oh the poor little boy is handicap.

TnT: Look at de lil invalid...

USA: It's time for a perm.

TnT: Gyul, yuh head need straightenin bad. Yuh doh see all de gren-gren showin.

USA: I have a stomach ache.

TnT: Oh gorm.............. meh belly gripein meh.

USA: He has no manners.

TnT: He doh have no broughtupcy.

USA: WOW!........... he has such a bad body odor

TnT: Yuh doesn't bade?....... oh shims man...... yuh smellin stink!

USA: Josh is suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder.

TnT: Dat chile too dam harden.

USA: He has a touch of Dyslexia.

TnT: He duncee fuh so.

USA: I need a bottle of Pepto-Bismol... my stomach hurts.

TnT: Ah need ah purge bad... ah cork up.

USA: It's been a long time since I've seen you girl.

TnT: A.. A...! You still alive gyul?

USA: Oh my goodness, we have lost electricity.

TnT: Jeezanages!!...... current gorn again.

USA: This meal is not too bad.

TnT: Wha doh kill does fatten and wha doh fatten does purge.

USA: Oh my, your feet are so ashy.

TnT: Is how yuh foot and dem look like yuh was kickin flour so... yuh couldn't a rub lil coconut oil on yuh foot?