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      Today's Joke: You can't be pregnant

A fourteen-year-old girl goes to see her mom and tells her that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys the pregnancy kit and the test result is that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, who was the pig, I want to know , you now go and tell your father, etc. etc. When finally left alone, the girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a brand new Ferrari stops at their house, a mature and distinguished man, with grey hair and impecably dressed with a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge. If a girl is born I can bequeath her 3 stores, 2 condominiums apartments, a beach villa and a US$ 500,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories, apart from the US$
500,000 If it is twins, a factory and US$ 250,000 each However, if there is a miscarriage....." At this point, the father, who had remained silent all the time, places a hand on the man's shoulder and tells him: "You'll impregnate her again!!!"


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