A lady walked up to Saint Pter.. he asked her - Heaven or Hell - she replied Heaven. When she went to heaven she heard loud screams... so she asked Peter what are all these screams.. he told her that you have to bore the holes around the head to put the HALOS..
She walked a little further and she heard louder screams.. she asked what are these screams... St. Peter replied that they are boring holes around the shoulders to put the wings.
The lady replied.. I'm going to hell. Peter told her that if she goes to hell she will be raped and forced to have oral sex. The lady replied.. I already have the holes for that.