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      Today's Joke: Definations - 2

PRIEST: Someone addressed by everyone as "Father" except his

children who call him "uncle".

UROLOGIST: Someone who looks at your penis with disdain, touches

it with disgust, and then charges you as if he'd sucked it.

LOVE: Four-letter word, two vowels, two consonants and two

idiots.

DANCING: The vertical frustration of a horizontal desire.

HEADACHE: Method of contraception most widely used by women.

INTELLECTUAL: Someone capable of thinking for more than 2 hours

about something other than sex.

PITIFUL: Someone with an erection who walks into a wall and

breaks his nose.


TONGUE: Sexual organ which some degenerates use for the purpose

of speech.

MONOGAMY: Repressed polygamy.

NANOSECOND: Fraction of time which occurs between the lights

turning green and the car behind honking its horn.


NYMPHOMANIAC: Term applied by men to any woman who wants sex more

than he does.

TEAMWORK: The possibilty of putting the blame on others.

INTERVIEW: That which can be seen between the interviewee's legs.

ETERNITY: Period of time which lasts from when you finished until

when you leave her in her house.

EASY: Term applied to any woman with the sexual morals of a man.

FOOTBALL: That which all women marry without knowing.

HARDWARE: The part of the computer which you kick when the

software malfunctions.

IMPATIENCE: Waiting in a hurry.


INDIFFERENCE: Attitude adopted by a woman towards a man in whom

she has no interest; interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get".

INFLATION: Having to pay next years prices on last year's salary.


QUANTUM PHYSICS: A black man, looking in the shadows for a black

cat which isn't there.


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