This guy was lonely and he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede (100 legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?" But again, there
was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time.

This time, he put his face up against the centipede's h ouse and shouted, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?"


A little voice came out of the box......................

"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my shoes on."