Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and Patrick Manning died and all went to hell.
Queen Elizabeth said: I miss England, I wanna call England and see how everybody is doing there.... so she called and talked for about 5 minutes... Then she
said: well devil, how much do I owe you???? The devil
goes: five million dollars... Five million dollars!!!???? She made him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair....
Bill Clinton was soooooo jealous, he starts screaming, me too, me too, I wanna call the United states, I wanna see how everybody is doing too...he called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he said: Well devil how much do I oweyou???? The devil goes: ten million dollars.....ten million dollars!!!!!! He made him a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.....
Patrick Manning was extremely jealous too...he starts screaming and screaming... "I wanna call Trinidad and Tobago I want to see how everybody is doing there too, I want to talk to the ministers, to Hazel, I wanna talk to everybody"... he called Trinidad and Tobago and he talked for about twenty hours, he was talking and talking and talking. Then he said: well, devil, how much do I owe you???? The devil goes: one dollar.....only one dollar???? The devil says: well, from hell to hell is a local call!!!