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Todays Joke
      Today's Joke: Grenadian Hell

A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.

He goes first to the German hell and asks "What do they do here?"

He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Grenadian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in.

Amazed he asks "What do they do here?"

He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Grenadian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?" he asked.

"Because there is never any electricity therefore the electric chair doh work, someone tief all de nails so deh ain ha none to lay you on, and de devil used to work for government so he does come in, sign de attendance register and then go back home..."


Supplied By: Charmaine




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