Q: What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
A: The entire West Indies Innings.

Q: Where do West Indian batsmen perform their best?
A: In Advertisements.

Q: When would Marlon Samuels or Chris Gayle have 100 runs against
their names?
A: When they're bowling.

Q: What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by West
Indian batsmen?
A: The walk back to the pavilion.

Q: Howcan you increase the chances of West Indian batsmen playing out
the entire 50 overs?
A: Try giving them two innings to begin with, and then try three and so on.

Q: What is the West Indian version of a hat-trick?
A: 3 runs in 3 balls

Q: What is the height of optimism?
A: Dwayne Smith coming out to bat, applying sunscreen on his face.

Q: When is morale and team spirit highest amongst players?
A: The night before a game when they're partying in a night club.

Q: When is morale and team spirit lowest amongst players?
A: When a night club patron brandishing a gun sends them home early.