counter hit xanga
Home  ◊  About  ◊ Mission  ◊  Sign Guestbk  ◊ Contact us  ◊

No Record Found

Todays Joke
      Today's Joke: Elaborate Funeral

A well-known cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When confronted, he said "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral --I'm a gynecologist."

At that point, the proctologist fainted.

Supplied By: Dion

  Buy 99.9% Pure Red Liquid Mercury | Chemical Depot llc10/16/2023
  Leading online only with direct lenders8/7/2023
  Leading online only with direct lenders8/7/2023
  Do you need Finance5/10/2023

Total Visitors to This Page= 6

Sign Up Now