TEACHER: Why are you late? BALGOBIN: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? BALGOBIN: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER: Balgobin, why are you doing your math sums on the floor? BALGOBIN: You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER: Balgobin, how do you spell "crocodile"? BALGOBIN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong BALGOBIN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? BALGOBIN: "HIJKLMNO"!! TEACHER: What are you talking about? BALGOBIN: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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TEACHER: Balgobin, go to the map and find North America. BALGOBIN: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS: Balgobin!

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TEACHER: Balgobin, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. BALGOBIN: Me!

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TEACHER: Balgobin, why do you always get so dirty? BALGOBIN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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BALGOBIN: Dad, can you write in the dark? FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write? BALGOBIN: Your name on this report card.

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TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects? BALGOBIN: Don't bite any.

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TEACHER: Balgobin, give me a sentence starting with "I". BALGOBIN: I is... TEACHER: No, Balgobin. Always say, "I am." BALGOBIN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" BALGOBIN: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

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TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?" BALGOBIN: "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

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BALGOBIN: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? FATHER: No. Why do you ask that? BALGOBIN: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

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TEACHER: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! BALGOBIN: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

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TEACHER: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,what virtue would I be showing?

BALGOBIN: Brotherly love?

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TEACHER: Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? BALGOBIN: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

BALGOBIN: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? BALGOBIN: A teacher.


"They say two wrongs don't make a right!" Wyclef Jean