USA Here Kitty kitty.. get down from the roof.
Grenada Ey yuh ole dutty stinkin cyat, come off de bleddy gyalvanize
before ah drop two stone in yuh ass!

USA Aren't those pants a bit short?
Grenada Yuh expekin flood or wha?

USA Sir, please don't throw my luggage like that.
Grenada Buh wha trouble is dis? Boy stop flingin meh grip so.

USA Lift the hood of the car for me John.
Grenada Yute-man, fly de bonnet nuh!

USA I love you girl.
Grenada Ah rell check fuh yuh, yuh know.

USA Oh the poor little boy is handicap.
Grenada Look at de lil invalid...

USA It's time for a perm.
Grenada Gyul, yuh head need straightenin bad. Yuh doh see all de
gren-gren showin.

USA I have a stomach ache.
Grenada Oh gorm..............meh belly gripein meh.

USA He has no manners.
Grenada He doh have no broughtupcy.

USA WOW!...........he has such a bad body odor
Grenada Yuh doesn't bade?.......oh shit man...... yuh smellin stink!

USA Josh is suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder.
Grenada Dat chile too damn harden.

USA He has a touch of Dyslexia.
Grenada He duncee fuh so.

USA I need a bottle of Peptobismol...my stomach hurts.
Grenada Ah need ah wash out bad...ah cork up.

USA It's been a long time since I've seen you girl.
Grenada A..A...! You still alive gyul?

USA Oh my goodness, we have lost electricity.
Grenada .....current gorn again.

USA This meal is not too bad.
Grenada Wha doh kill does fatten and wha doh fatten does purge.

USA Oh my, your feet are so ashy.
Grenada Is how yuh foot and dem look like yuh was kickin flour
so...yuh couldn't a rub lil coconut oil on yuh foot?