An old man, Mr. Rufus, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Julie asked if there was anything wrong.
"Yes, Nurse Julie," said Mr. Rufus, "My private part died today, and I am very sad."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a
little crazy,she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Rufus, please accept my condolences."

The following day, Mr. Rufus was walking down the hall with his
private part hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse
Julie."Mr.Rufus," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your private part back inside your
pajamas."
"But, Nurse Julie," replied Mr. Rufus,
"I told you yesterday that my private part died."
"Yes, you did tell me ! that, but why is it hanging out of your
pajamas?"asked Nurse Julie.
"Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing."