Time lost cannot be regained: The moving finger writes,
and having writ, moves on.
Not all your piety or wit
shall lure it back to cancel half a line,
nor all your tears wash out a word of it.
Men:
1. Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again.
2. Q. How can...more. . ...